On
the sawdust trail...
By Kathleen
Crawford
Shocked & Amazed Online Editor
January, 1997
NEWS
FLASH! THIS JUST IN!
You say you love SHOCKED AND
AMAZED!? You say you love Chicagoland's shockin' est shock
jockey, Mancow? You say you've always somehow wanted to magically
combine the two driving forces in your life but were unsure how to
do it? Well rest easy gentle reader, as always SHOCKED AND AMAZED!
has come to the rescue! Our very own James Taylor is scheduled to
appear on the Mancow show on Thursday, January 30 at 7 am CST to talk
about life among the carnies and the upcoming Learning Channel Documentary.
Make sure you tune in to Rock 103.5 FM for the aural freakshow! Faithful
visitors of the Sawdust Trail may remember Mancow has hosted such
sideshow luminaries in the past as master banner painter, Johnny Meah;
Woman with a Beard, Zinobia; and the late tattooed man, Mike Wilson.
Make sure to watch this space for more media developments as they
happen!
SHOCKED
AND AMAZED! on Homicide
Homicide: Life on the
Streets--longtime, downhome, Friday night, NBC, fave
of the SHOCKED AND AMAZED! staff--bestowed
a small tip-o-the-pen on Volume 2 of SHOCKED
AND AMAZED! featuring cover girl Jeanie "The Only
Living Half Girl" Tomani. The gory details follow: Munch (Richard
Belzer) sucks on a three-stage-bomb-pop (yknow red, white and
blue rocket shape frozen confection), dips said bomb pop in beer,
take a drink of the beer, and settles back to read SHOCKED
AND AMAZED! On & Off the Midway! We always knew
that show had class. Make sure to keep reading for more information
about SHOCKED AND AMAZED! on your telly.
SHOCKED
AND AMAZED! IN L.A.
Globe trotting, sometime geek, and
our beloved founder, James Taylor has recently been on the road again
in search of the strange and bizarre for you, our friendly readers
of SHOCKED AND AMAZED! This time James
travels landed him in the most shockingly exotic location in the entire
U.S. of A: Los Angeles.

Man with a
Spike through Head
Ripley's Believe it or Not! Museum, LA
While in Los Angeles he visited upcoming
SHOCKED AND AMAZED! cover-boy and maestro
of madness, Bobby Reynolds on his stately ranch. Bobby and James traveled
to the ultra-exclusive, super-secret Magic Castle. He would love to
reveal what he saw within those hallowed halls of magic but, he would
meet a strange and terrible demise for breaking the vow of silence.
Suffice it to say, he and Bobby had a wonderful time.

Bobby Reynolds
at Ripley Museum
Next stop on the carny cavalcade
of curiousities was a visit with the amazing and talented Jim Rose
and his equally magnificent (and did we mention beautiful?) wife Bebe
the Circus Queen. A wonderful time was had by our fearless leader
who passed the time with our favorite carny megastar talking about
future plans for the Jim Rose Circus Sideshow. The next show promises
to be an even bigger hit than the last, and students of the sick everywhere
should begin looking for it in a den of iniquity near them in the
Spring.

The Enigma
& Jim Rose
James paid a visit to showman and
gaff builder extraordinaire - Doug Higley! Evidently Doug is working
on something so strange and terrible three showmen have currently
placed an order for one. Once this nightmarish creature has been made,
well make sure you see it here first.

A Doug Higley
"Gaff"
And a trip to el-Lay just isnt
complete unless you visit an overblown theme-park. Not one to violate
the strange and sometimes frightening customs of the indigenous peoples,
our fearless leader agreed to travel to one of these placesin
true sideshow fashion, of courseKnotts SCARY Farm. While
at the world famous berry farm (during the Fall it is turned into
a Halloween-themed park) James had the honor of seeing the incomparable
Tim "The Torture King" Cridland. Cridland, formerly of the
Jim Rose Circus Sideshow, performed painproof peculiarities and rammed
himself so full of holes that when he drinks water he leaks like a
colander. Performing with Tim was the lovely, talented, and tougher-than-nails
Aziza. If you dont believe shes as tough as all that,
you should see her sandwiched between two--count em two--beds
of nails while having an audience member stand on them. If you just
cant get enough of Aziza and Tim - and who can - make sure to
check them out in Vol. 4, No. 2 of Fakir Musafars Body
Play magazine.

The Torture
King & Aziza

Aziza on the
Nail Bed
SIDESHOW
SORROWS
Once he returned to the home office,
James learned of a great tragedy within the sideshow community. Sam
"The Man with Two Faces" Alexander has passed away. Sam
was truly one of the greats in the carnival world and he will be sorely
missed. After an accident disfigured his face, Sam went to work as
a sideshow attraction and show owner to earn money for corrective
facial surgery. In doing so, he became one of the most impressive
show owners on the midway with a variety Barnum himself would have
envied. The below photo of Sam Alexanders sideshow taken in
1971 by alert SHOCKED AND AMAZED! reader
Kent Ghirard shows the variety of acts promised alive and on the inside.

Sam Alexander's
Sideshow
SIDESHOW
CELEBRATIONS
Congratulations to banner painter, gaff
creator and our very own artist-in-residence Mark Frierson on his
new marriage to his lovely wife Lilia! Mark and his blushing bride
exchanged vows this fall.

Mark &
Lilia at Giant's Campground
COUCH POTATO
CARNIES
Its amazing! Its stupendous!
We have been talking about it for months here and its finally
coming to a television set near you. The Learning Channel documentary
SIDESHOW is going to air on Sunday, February
2nd on The Learning Channel. Witness as our very own founder,
James Taylor, shares his knowledge of the shows with the world.

Also (and more importantly) appearing
in this two-hour documentary are conversations with some of the best
friends a sideshow publication could have including: Volume
2 covergirl, the charming and refined Jeanie "The
Only Living Half Girl" Tomaini; sideshow banner painter and all-around
aristocrat of canvas, hes the czar of the bizarre, the great
Johnny Meah; Fabulous (and we do mean FABULOUS) showman and consumate
talker, wonderful Ward Hall; Bobby (how can one man possibly be so
knowledgeable, entertaining, talented and charming?) Reynolds; the
oldest living American Siamese twins--Ronny and Donny Galyon; Legendary
giantess, Sandy Allen; plus more than we could even begin to mention
here. There are some real surprises in this show, including interviews
with extremely reclusive sideshow performers whose stories are sure
to tittilate even the most jaded viewer. This documentary has everything!
Youll laugh, youll cry, but you have to tune in for the
fun to begin!

Jeanie Tomaini
& Boogie
Special note: In addition to our
founders incredible amounts of screen time, there are interior
shots of the lavish corporate offices of SHOCKED AND AMAZED!
See where the magic is made! Plus, as an added bonus for all you rabid
fans of sideshow publishing out there, if you dont blink you
will see the back of our Associate Editor Kathleen Crawfords
head! Im telling you this film has it all.

The Palatial
Corporate Offices
of Shocked & Amazed!
SLY AS A
FOX
One of our favorite swordswallowers,
Johnny Fox, recently ended his yearly stint at the Maryland Renaissance
Festival and to celebrate hosted a party at Baltimores prestigious
Belvedere Hotel (coincidentally across the street from the new Atomic Books
digs).
RINGING
IN THE NEW YEAR: SIDESHOW STYLE
This New Year the cast and crew of
SHOCKED AND AMAZED! was treated to a wonderful
performance by Jim Rose, along with wife Bebe, of Jim Rose Circus
Sideshow fame. Jim was delivering his particular brand of dementia
in Washington, DC's 9:30 Club. The evenings merriment included contests
where the audience became the carnies for fabulous prizes. Contests
were held for biggest penis (Bebe judged that one), biggest bra (self-proclaimed
expert Jim Rose was the judge), and more strange and unusual feats
of daring-do were exhibited for the crowd.
SHOCKED AND AMAZED!s
own associate editor Kathleen Crawford and co-publisher Scott Huffines
participated in the contests. Modesty prevents us from revealing who
was in which contest but all you need to know is that Kathleen won
fair and square. Scott. . . . well, it was really cold in there you
cant blame him. Everybody knows THAT kind of thing is overrated
anyhow.
SPECIAL
HELLOS AND UPDATES ON ALL THINGS CARNY
Holiday greetings were received by
the truckloads in the palatial offices of SHOCKED AND
AMAZED! A special thanks to the following for cards
that made the Christmas holidays worth celebrating including: Sideshow
fat man Bruce Snowdon, Only living half-girl Jeannie Tomaini and her
daughter Judy "Rusty" Rock; The Meahs; A certain special
ex-monkey girl who shall remain nameless, Jeff and Sue Murray, Turbo
Tom McKittrick and Teller all topped the list of cards we were thrilled
to get. Thanks to all!

Gerry Cottle's
Human Pendulum
Gerry Cottle of Londons Circus
of Horrors sent along a jaw-dropper. He has recently received trans-Atlantic
publicity for his latest stunt: the largest human mobile. This perilous,
precariously balanced group of trained performers was suspended over
the Thames River. Some people really crave attention!
COMING UP
NEXT TIME ON THE SAWDUST TRAIL
Look for the live report from the
Extravaganza, this yearly trade show in the heart of all things carny
Gibsonton, FL, is truly one of the high points of the year. SHOCKED
AND AMAZED! will be there to bring you the late breaking
news from around the midway! Plus, as always, more, more, more than
we can mention here!

Judy Rock,
Cornelius, Ward Hall and
our founder, James Taylor
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